*Liam or Noel Gallagher voice* you know that popular musical artist who is in the charts recently and generally receiving public and media attention? Well, *snigger* they’re er, *snigger* not very good are they! Haha! They look like they should be *other non-rock n roll occupation* lmao! I am relevant still. I definitely did not peak in the mid 90s. Shiiiiiiiyyyyyyyynnnne.
preferred pet names:
- supreme overlord
- the lawful judge
- her imperial condescension
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
international womens day today
dont forget to include trans women, disabled women, women of colour, non-binary people who partly identify as women, queer women, all women.all of them. i don’t want to see any derailed posts today about shit like “international mens day” it doesnt fly like that